The Intra Governmental Panel on Asteroids has concluded most conclusively their conclusion that male humans, specifically non-urban, north americans who do not work in trade unions or (other) government jobs and are not vegetarians are exerting an unnatural graviational pull with their SUVs and large lawn care and snow removal equipment that is 88% certain to be why the asteroids will soon destroy all civilized european and nonaligned societies. The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Two: one to express strong disapproval of the asteroids' intentions, while noting the asteroids' right to self-determination. and another to condemn Israel.