Those who are old enough might remember the Amos n' Andy show, with Kingfish as the main character. Kingfish's wife would holler at him...
"You're lazy, shiftless, worthless, and you got the spine of a jellyfish! AND THEM'S YOUR GOOD POINTS!"
"My lack of experience is my greatest asset."
Ever read those "What not to say at your job interview" articles?
The statement above is listed right after, "I had a few beers on the way over to calm down."