That Clinton reference reminded me of that old joke about how Clinton goes to Heaven,sees the Virgin Mary and then gets kicked out by God and falls into the Devil's lair.
The Devil says,"Welcome,Bill.I heard you actually got to meet the Virgin Mary.Is that true?"
Clinton replies,"She's not a virgin anymore"
Sorry,that was BAD!
Reminds me of another Clinton joke. Clinton dies, goes to hell, and the devil tells him he has his choice of three punishments. He leads Clinton to a chamber where Rush Limbaugh is tied up nude, covered with honey, and being stung by thousands of hornets. "No thanks," says Clinton. So the devil takes him to the next chamber, where Newt Gingrich is being boiled alive in a cauldron of oil. "I don't want that punishment, either," says Clinton. So the devil takes him to the third chamber, where Monica Lewinsky is giving Kenneth Starr a blow job. "I'll take that punishment," says Clinton. So the devil says, "Ok, Monica, you can leave now."