[SampleMan]

What is the legal penalty for selling counterfeit carbon offsets to moon bats? In fact, I can truthfully promise to not build a coal fired power plant.

[Winged Hussar]

"What is the legal penalty for selling counterfeit carbon offsets to moon bats? In fact, I can truthfully promise to not build a coal fired power plant."

Yes, I think a lot of scammers could get into this racket. How about a package deal: $50 for 10 tons of carbon and forgiveness for 500 minor, 100 serious, or 20 mortal sins?

[kcar]

And if everyone who feels the need to expiate their sins of consumption were to pay me enough, I'll fly to Hawaii via commercial airline rather than by a private jet.

I'm waiting for Clark Howard to start alerting listeners to this one.