"Jesus [a.k.a. Joses or "Joseph"] has been a common name in Palestine for centuries."
I meet Jesus and his mother Maria the other day. Jesus cuts my lawn. Young Maria sells home-made tamales. Daddy Jose is a carpenter.
Maybe they're the holy family.
(Yes, this was sarcasm, pointing out the absurdity of this claim.)
I was trying to think of something crafty like that - such as seeing Jesus' grave in Mexico...