Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Opponents of Bangor (WA) security plan knitting sweaters for Navy dolphins
NW Cable News (Via OrbusMax) ^ | March 1, 2007

Posted on 03/01/2007 1:45:06 PM PST by llevrok

The informal group of knitters hopes to persuade the Navy not to use the animals from the 60-degree waters of San Diego in 46-degree Hood Canal.

The Navy announced a plan February 12th to use the dolphins and California sea lions to watch for terrorist swimmers at the Trident submarine base.

Opponents plan to show up with their knitting at public meetings March 27 in Keyport and March 28 in Seattle.

The Navy says the dolphins would only patrol in Hood Canal for two hours before returning to heated enclosures.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: defense; submarine
The knitters are not doing this for free. They are working for scale.
1 posted on 03/01/2007 1:45:11 PM PST by llevrok
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: llevrok

I guess you just can't make this stuff up...


2 posted on 03/01/2007 1:46:12 PM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok

They should knit richard socks for their spouces.


3 posted on 03/01/2007 1:54:43 PM PST by boomop1 (there you go again)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok

Dolphins wouldn't wear sweaters anyway. They're nudist.


4 posted on 03/01/2007 1:55:58 PM PST by Jaysun (I took one look at her unfashionable eyebrows and thought to myself, "she's literally crazy.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok
Yeah so, this dolphins project will be as successful as the Navy's ultra secret "dolphin with a freaking laserbeam on it's fin" project?

armed-attack-dolphins-loose-in-the-gulf-of-mexico

5 posted on 03/01/2007 2:00:34 PM PST by JerseyHighlander
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok

Those sub pens are designed to withstand nuclear weapons - hydrogen bombs to be exact. What are terrorist frogmen going to do compared to nukes?


6 posted on 03/01/2007 2:00:36 PM PST by Ironclad (O Tempora! O Mores!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok

I don't know about you but if I were a terrorist and saw a dolphin wearing a Barney the Purple Dinosaur sweater I'd swim away as fast as I could.


7 posted on 03/01/2007 2:03:03 PM PST by pabianice (LLY)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok

I'd be more worried about the affect of pollution in Hood Canal on the dolphins than the cold water....Give them antibiotics before sweaters.


8 posted on 03/01/2007 2:04:40 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: llevrok; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
The informal group of knitters hopes to persuade the Navy not to use the animals from the 60-degree waters of San Diego in 46-degree Hood Canal.

That group has gotta find another porpoise in life.

9 posted on 03/01/2007 2:05:25 PM PST by martin_fierro (Cetacea what I did there?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: martin_fierro; llevrok; Charles Henrickson

Probably just a bunch of crochety old moonbats...


10 posted on 03/01/2007 2:16:50 PM PST by mikrofon (They could always make them Hoodies)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: mikrofon; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Groan

Needling the knitters, are we?

11 posted on 03/01/2007 2:25:44 PM PST by llevrok (I make my carbon credit every morning.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: AngelesCrestHighway; llevrok; Baynative
"I'd be more worried about the affect of pollution in Hood Canal..."

Nah, I'd be more worried about the casino-American's netting them.

12 posted on 03/01/2007 2:46:18 PM PST by bigfootbob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: llevrok; All
Story updated here, crosslinked:

Knitting women unite to keep Navy dolphins warm (Update with video)

 

13 posted on 03/05/2007 8:21:22 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson