ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Mullah Obaidullah Akhund, considered a key ally of fugitive Taliban leader Mullah Omar, escaped from prison this morning after his arrest yesterday. His whereabouts are unknown.
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Mullah Obaidullah Akhund, considered a key ally of fugitive Taliban leader Mullah Omar, escaped from prison this morning after his arrest yesterday. His whereabouts are unknown.
But he is suspected of trying to find 76 virgins here on earth so that he doesn't have to die to enjoy them. Unfortunately, the virgin supply has been exhausted by westerners who have over-harvested them for centuries, so maybe he should try sheep, which are not very highly prized by westerners...or maybe even pigs who would love to elevate their relationships with Muslims.