Posted on 03/03/2007 3:49:48 AM PST by yoe
Good straightforward article exposing the hypocrisy of CAP-and-trade.
CAP = Climate Action Partnership. I propose renaming it the Corporate Ripoff Action Partnership. I leave development of a suitable acronym to the reader.
http://carbonoffsets.blogspot.com/2007/03/al-gores-tale-with-due-credit-to.html
In medieval times, a pardoner was a charlatan who sold people indulgences, or pardons for their sins. You could even buy pardons for the souls of deceased relatives, so as to reduce their time in Purgatory. With due credit to Geoffrey Chaucer for the original:
Now, good men, Earth forgive you each trespass,
And keep you from the sin of greenhouse gas.
My carbon offsets cure and will suffice,
So that it gains me gold, or silver brings,
Or else, I care not- brooches, spoons or rings.
You must embrace fully Al Gore's line of bull,
While o'er your eyes we will pull the wool!
An offset certificate I'll give you, anon,
And into environmental bliss you'll go, each one.
For I'll absolve you, by Kyoto's special power,
You that send me money, as Green this hour
As you were born.
And lo, sirs, thus I preach.
And the United Nations, who is a parasitic leech,
So grant you each his offset to receive;
For that is best; I will not you deceive.
But, sirs, you must swallow my whole tale;
I've carbon credits in my pouch that cannot fail,
As good as Kyoto Treaty ever saw, I vow,
The which I got by kindness of Al Gore.
If dollars your change of heart and mind reveal,
You'll get my absolution while you kneel.
Come forth, and send me your lucre bright,
And quickly I'll set your consciences aright;
Or else receive a carbon credit as you wend,
All new and fresh as every mile shall end,
So that you offer me each time, anew,
More gold and silver, all good coins and true.
It is an honour to each one that's here
That you may have a competent pardoner
To give you carbon offsets to you acquit,
For all greenhouse gases you may emit.
Luckily, this SCAM and FRAUD is being exposed (rapidly) for what it is.
bump.
Ha Ha Ha!!! I been putin my carbon footprint in chem trails all over the friendly skies of United last week!!! Those 757's are a beautiful thing, like most of man's other creations made possible by God!!!
It would be blastphemy to convert to the NEO-PAGAN's GANG-GREEN religion with Algore as it's high priest!!! The proof of this was at the "Oscars!"
Can you imagine "The OPRAH" callin him the new NOAH??? Yes!!! Oprah Winfee called Algore "the new Noah!" Now a Republademocrat Governor of CA is his biggest "Born Again Pagan" desciple with undying swoonery by far too many FReepers!!!
The only reason I saw so many pigs flyin out my windows is because they're all souped up on evil spirits from deceptive demogogICK DemonicratICKs!!!
Yes, but... Just like natural streams of liquid water, diversions happen!!!
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