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1 posted on 03/07/2007 11:22:25 AM PST by blam
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2 posted on 03/07/2007 11:25:32 AM PST by rellimpank (-don't believe anything the MSM states about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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That explains why we have the likes of the clintoons on the human side--MUPLIG (mutated public lice gene)


3 posted on 03/07/2007 11:25:48 AM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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not even gonna go here.......


4 posted on 03/07/2007 11:26:08 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
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TMI, thanks.


5 posted on 03/07/2007 11:27:05 AM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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Dude, it's lunch time! Be carefull, Red Lobster amy come after you, because crab dish sales plummeted to an all time low!


6 posted on 03/07/2007 11:27:42 AM PST by sean327 (God created all men equal, then some become Marines!)
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7 posted on 03/07/2007 11:28:13 AM PST by Ouderkirk (Don't you think it's interesting how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather.)
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Must've been one of Bawney Fwank's ancestors.


8 posted on 03/07/2007 11:28:29 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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That God - he's such a comedian.

Now I have to get back to the Anna Nicole Smith thread and examine the human lice in situ.


11 posted on 03/07/2007 11:34:42 AM PST by sodpoodle (Official Thread Nanny)
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What's not to hate about this article?

Humans get crabs (Ugh. Don't remind me. Not that I'm saying...)
Gorillas get crabs too. (Brightens the day)
People got crabs from gorillas (oh, great), either by:
(a) having sex with gorillas (sounds like a bad idea. Sounds like something not human-initiated. Sounds like the edited out parts of Marlin Perkins. Makes one wonder if there's some other motivation to those crazed gorilla worshippers who hang out in jungles to be with the gorilla bands they study.)
(b) eating dead gorillas. Or, more specifically, eating the parts of dead gorillas that had pubic hair, so they could get public lice. Prehistoric man discovers the hot dog. Perfect. (well, you can just ROCK me to sleep tonight after THAT image)>
(c) Hanging out in abandoned gorilla nests. I suppose that's not so bad, except for the fact that, among all the OTHER things we now have to worry about in the world, getting CRABS from going camping is now on the list. Swell.
Interestingly, they didn't mention a fourth and rather possible scenario...
(d) young male human hunters having sex with DEAD gorillas (lose your lunch yet?)

So, there's a perfectly unlovely set of mental images.
The only saving grace is that at least the article didn't come with any pictures...although my little finger tells me that there's a particular picture coming along now that I've said that, and the juxtaposition of that picture with the idea of crabs will make me - or any other healthy, normal person - vomit, so please don't...


13 posted on 03/07/2007 11:38:38 AM PST by Vicomte13 (Le chien aboie; la caravane passe.)
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Hear the one about female gorillas?

They're so easy even a caveman would do them!

16 posted on 03/07/2007 11:43:43 AM PST by Jagman (I drank François Rabelais under the table!)
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It's not so much the image of them leaping, it's the infernal calliope music:


23 posted on 03/07/2007 12:03:16 PM PST by P.O.E.
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"Pubic Lice Leapt From Gorillas To Early Humans"

Sure they did!!!!!

24 posted on 03/07/2007 12:14:04 PM PST by OldEagle (May you live long enough to hear the legends of your own adventures.)
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A genetic analysis of pubic lice suggests the parasites were transferred between early humans and gorillas about 3.3 million years ago.

This means that Obama and all the other presidential candidates who want us to know their ancestral heritage should be able to trace it all the way back to 3.3 million years ago. Right?

25 posted on 03/07/2007 12:25:10 PM PST by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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This critical research needs additional funding. Harry Reid's lice appear to come from, not gorillas, but goats, and are rumored to be of the same species as the goat lice found in Osama's campgrounds.


26 posted on 03/07/2007 12:36:04 PM PST by HardStarboard (The Democrats are more afraid of American Victory than Defeat!)
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