[Sender]

The first little puppy lived in a house made out of straw.

When the big bad antisocial behaviour, antidiversity wolf came, he said, "Little puppy, little puppy, please let me in!"

The first little puppy replied, "Not by the hair of my unclean skin!"

Then the big bad antisocial behaviour, antidiversity wolf (hereby known as BBASBADW) said, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll breed thousands of wolves."

And in due time, the first little puppy was cast out of his straw flat for diversity crimes and sentenced under wolf law. Wolves moved into the flat.

[mplsconservative]

LOL!

You should get a government grant for your diverse writing skills. How's $500,000 a year sound to re-write 6 fairytales? :)