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Fat Offsets
3/21/2007 | Me

Posted on 03/21/2007 4:08:44 PM PDT by BigBlueJon

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You can pay me now with cash, check or credit card to buy your Fat Offsets today. Know that your dollars are going to a good cause and that not only will you feel good, you'll feel guilt free.
1 posted on 03/21/2007 4:08:45 PM PDT by BigBlueJon
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To: BigBlueJon

Gore should be a good customer!


2 posted on 03/21/2007 4:10:34 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: BigBlueJon

Rosie would corner the market..


3 posted on 03/21/2007 4:11:11 PM PDT by vietvet67
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Are these fat offsets carbon neutral?

If so count me in for a 100!


4 posted on 03/21/2007 4:11:38 PM PDT by spikeytx86 (Pray for Democrats for they have been brainwashed by their fruity little club.)
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To: BigBlueJon

LOL Good one! ^5's


5 posted on 03/21/2007 4:12:06 PM PDT by moonman
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To: Anti-Bubba182

Gore is who "sob, sniff, snort" inspired me.


6 posted on 03/21/2007 4:12:11 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: vietvet67

I'm expecting her check any time.


7 posted on 03/21/2007 4:12:34 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: spikeytx86

Carbon neutral......

Sure, send me a check and you'll at least feel better about one of them.


8 posted on 03/21/2007 4:15:01 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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How much to offset grain fed beef with a butter and sour cream drenched potato and creamed spinach stuffed in mushroom caps?

Will you eat a bowl of sawdust as part of the offset?


9 posted on 03/21/2007 4:15:04 PM PDT by doodad
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Checks in the mail! Gee I hope I sealed the envelope...


10 posted on 03/21/2007 4:16:12 PM PDT by spikeytx86 (Pray for Democrats for they have been brainwashed by their fruity little club.)
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To: doodad

It's nothing really that I am personally doing. Just know that someone is losing weight for you. I just collect the money that will go to Fat Offset research.


11 posted on 03/21/2007 4:17:07 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: spikeytx86

Thank you. See you're feeling better already.


12 posted on 03/21/2007 4:17:50 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: BigBlueJon

How about ignorance offsets for liberal?


13 posted on 03/21/2007 4:17:57 PM PDT by mountainlyons (Hard core conservative)
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Offsets for ignorant liberals?.....

Small steps my friend, small steps.


14 posted on 03/21/2007 4:21:16 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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When you buy a fat offset, therefore, you are paying to reduce the amount of fats in the world all the while feeling guilt free and very full.

Count me in!

It's just money that I would spend on food anyway.

This way I can feel good about contributing and be a living memory of the Nazi concentration camps to boot!

Boy, I feel better already.

15 posted on 03/21/2007 4:21:25 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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Hmm I don't know. I really would prefer a quicker offset like eating tree bark and slime mold growing in an organic pesticide free environment. I may need to go with Calorica$h for my offset needs.


16 posted on 03/21/2007 4:21:40 PM PDT by doodad
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To: mountainlyons

Oh come on, be real...

No one has that much money...


17 posted on 03/21/2007 4:23:05 PM PDT by ejonesie22
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I demand some truth in advertising before considering this as a plan to assuage my guilt! You should at least post a picture of yourself so we can judge the quality of the offsets we will be purchasing!


18 posted on 03/21/2007 4:24:29 PM PDT by 6ppc (Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
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To: EGPWS

Nazi camps?

No, your money will help in the cause of "body fat" reduction, not eliminating "fatties."


19 posted on 03/21/2007 4:25:19 PM PDT by BigBlueJon (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas to bed.......Jack Bauer wears George W pajamas.)
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To: BigBlueJon
I can eat as much as I want and you can pay me for the privilege of my being a glutton.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

20 posted on 03/21/2007 4:25:34 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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