Fatty Hicks betrays supporters (humor)

The Daily Telegraph ^ | March 30 2007 | Tim Blair

[knighthawk]

DEAR David Hicks/Abu Muslim Australia/Abu Muslim Australii/Abu Muslim Philippines/Mohammed Dawood/Ade Laide Daewoo/Ali Baba Yabba Dabba Doo,

We the undersigned wish to register our anger and disgust at your guilty plea before the unlawful kangaroo court convened illegally at the unconstitutional Guantanamo Bay gulag by illicit operatives of unelected US imperialist-in-chief George Warpig Bush.

We've worked long and hard to secure your freedom only to have you throw all our effort down the toilet by ... attempting to secure your freedom. The injustice is sickening.

[knighthawk]

Ping

[3AngelaD]

"Turns out you were staying in the only Nazi concentration camp on Earth where a five-year stay not only keeps you alive but makes you put on weight (10 kilos, according to most reliable accounts).

"Were Bush's minions torturing you with pies? Did they subject you to the dreaded bernaise sauce treatment?

"Knowing you'd be facing court and the world media, was it too much to ask that you just say no to a fourth creme brulee?"

Snort.

[Billthedrill]

OK, that was really, really funny. The dreaded "Bernaise sauce treatment." Deplorable.

[3AngelaD]

Always brings a tear to my eye!

[Ukiapah Heep]

Warpig? I think that was the mascot for Morse Science High School.