Good thread of an idea..how about..
"Win In Iraq or 911 will be back"
Gotta be short and sweet on a BS.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
“Did We Give Up When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?”
(Animal House)