Please report to Mr. Sharpton's office immediately.
Sharpton promotes racism.
Come and get me, copper!
Finally, The Very Reverend Al Sharpton can come out of the shadows and apologize to the world for the Tawana Brawley case. With the extra money he's sure to make, he can even start paying off that civil judgement to those he knowlingly and wrongly accused. (Like OJ, whom he has also defended, Al has not forked over a dime!
Also, these extra funds will allow the Good Reverend to reimburse the parents of the Duke Lacrosse Team for their legal expenses.
It would also be very nice if he offered legal marriage to those of his congregation who have had numerous offspring without benefit of clergy, paying for the reception out of his deep(-ened)pockets.
Taking his cue from Imus' fund-raising, The Most Reverend Al Sharpton can even start raising money for Slave Reparations; a crack cocaine buy-back program, a factory to make gangsta clothing in the ghetto instead of importing from China.... this Holy Man could be the next Okrah Winfrey.
His Grace, Al Sharpton can even use the money to study basic Christian concepts, like the difference between the Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth, which in his anti-Catholic diatribes seems to have eluded him (and the Equally Reverend Jackson.)