[SWAMPSNIPER]

Well, I was married to a cousin of Steve’s brother Graham’s wife, or maybe my ex was a cousin of Steve and Graham, whatever, I was almost a relative, but don’t really care what Steve thinks. Anyway, Cousin Diane was one fine looking woman, whooeee!
Leave the flag alone, y’all!

[wireman]

Well, I was married to a cousin of Steve’s brother Graham’s wife, or maybe my ex was a cousin of Steve and Graham, whatever, I was almost a relative, but don’t really care what Steve thinks. Anyway, Cousin Diane was one fine looking woman, whooeee!

Leave the flag alone, y’all!

Obviously, there's no way to rebut that! Whooeee!