[Puddleglum]

What do you do when there is a baby born to a mother who doesn’t have the means to care for it?

Kill it? Is that the right answer? What do I win? Not a trip anywhere with you, I hope.

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[Vicomte13]

“What do I win? Not a trip anywhere with you, I hope.”

A car trip. With me. Driving the trans-America highway from Tierra-del-Fuego to Point Barrow Alaska.
We can do sing-a-longs the whole way.
It will be fun.