[Puddleglum]

I snidely wrote: “What do I win? Not a trip anywhere with you, I hope.”

You replied: A car trip. With me. Driving the trans-America highway from Tierra-del-Fuego to Point Barrow Alaska.
We can do sing-a-longs the whole way.
It will be fun.

First, let me apologize for being snide. Second, the car trip sounds like the proper punishment, especially if show tunes are involved.

[Vicomte13]

Oh yes!
Show tunes!
We’ll start with Evita (when we’re in Argentina, natch). Then it’s the phantom when we’re in the Brazilian rainforest.
It’ll be great!
A laugh! A tear! (A mitzvah?)