Top-10 Reason Dale Earnhardt Inc. Is Starting An Entertainment Division
On Thursday Max Siegel, president of global operations for Dale Earnhardt Inc., announced the company would be the starting the Earnhardt Entertainment Division.
Why? That’s the big question.
“We are looking forward to offering rich entertainment programming and innovative content,” Siegel said. “There’s such great synergy there and it’s our goal to bring the two entities together to enjoy a mutually-beneficial relationship while keeping our focus to connect to millions of fans.”
We think there might be some other reasons for it.
With that we bring you the Top 10 Reasons Why Dale Earnhardt Inc. is starting an entertainment division
1. -— It’s obviously clear to anyone watching that Dale Earnhardt Jr. is not getting enough publicity.
2. -— Four words: Paul Menard’s facial hair.
3. -— Everybody knows acting is Junior’s true calling.
4. -— This whole NASCAR thing is on the way down, have to be ready when Brian France decides to shut it down and jump to the NFL.
5. -— Anybody ever heard Martin Truex Jr. on karaoke night? The boy can sing, he needs an outlet for that.
6. -— Fans have been clamoring for years for “Days of Thunder 2 – Cole Trickle’s Revenge.”
7. -— Someone has to take down Suge Knight and Death Row Records, why can’t it be DEI?
8. -— Steve Spielberg heard about John Henry’s partnership with Jack Roush, wants a way in now.
9. -— Jay Z is looking for new studio space. Since DEI just uses all the shop equipment at JR Motorsports, there’s plenty of room to work with.
10. -— For years Herbie The Love Bug has hogged the spotlight for celebrity cars, the No. 8 Chevy deserves to get some of that love.
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Not much hope for anyone else showing up tonight.
Trackside is on Speed now, Happy Hour next and then the Busch race 8:30pm my time. [just to make it interesting]
Here’s the Busch lineup partially....
Shrub
BowWow
Robot
Nwthurn
Smith
Rooterman
Hambone
Lefturn
Opie
Aussie
Candyman
Blarney
Kluever
McMary
Biff
Gilligan
SlowCasey
Streeme
Ham Jr
JPMove over
Wahhhd