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Dale Earnhardt, Jr.’s Top Ten Thoughts While Driving the No. 5 at Texas
Kim DeHaven and Amy Henderson · Wednesday April 18, 2007

10. Damn! A wrecked Hendrick car still drives better than any car I raced in the beginning of 2005.

9. I wonder if I can borrow the setup book, too…

8. Not fair! Kyle’s car has a tiki bar in the back! That sure explains all those accidents his rookie year…

7. Why does Kyle have hedge clippers, a lawn edger, and a weed eater under the seat? Oh, yeah; he must need something to keep all that facial hair in check.

6. It’s cool seeing your name twice in a full field run down…unless you are 36th and 37th.

5. Team Communications can be highly entertaining: “Oh, Je-eeeeefff! Hi Jeff! I came to the dark side, Jeff! Am I annoying you yet, Jeff?! Jeff, can I have your autograph? Name the baby Dale, Jeff! Jeff, you’re my hero…”

4. Damn…Just because he has Cheez-Its ON the car doesn’t mean he has Cheez-Its IN the car.

3. Ha! I knew I could make my fans cheer for Hendrick!

2. I sure hope Teresa is watching…

1. Is this seat WET? The little ^%##&*$$#, no wonder he didn’t wanna get back in!

http://www.frontstretch.com/article/8161/


22 posted on 04/18/2007 11:35:57 AM PDT by WestCoastGal (Dale Jr~ 5-31-07 ~ MIDNIGHT GIT-R-DONE)
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To: WestCoastGal
3. Ha! I knew I could make my fans cheer for Hendrick!

Listening to the driver introductions while on the way to our seats we heard Flash's name announced which was followed by big-time Boos.
I was LMAO!

Great lookin' thread btw!

I'll post some pics of the race on the TMS thread.

29 posted on 04/18/2007 3:13:07 PM PDT by NYTexan
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