'Low Carbon Diet' Aims to Take Bite Out of Global Warming

Cybercast News Service ^ | April 18, 2007 | Randy Hall

[CutePuppy]

You just can't make this stuff up. They are "creative", aren't they?

[goodnesswins]

I’ve been waiting for the suggestion that people in the US eat LESS to lessen Global Warming......how about Gorebull starts first!

[Jaysun]

I think I’m on the verge of going insane because of all of this global warming nonsense. I’m so sick of hearing it.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Liberals should take the lead by foregoing eating entirely.

[KarlInOhio]

It looks like Gore's dietary carbon footprint is about 20 times as large as the average American's, just like his home energy use is.

[goodnesswins]

I swear....it’s on the Journalists CALENDAR of EVENTS this year, for EVERY fricken week/day - they must have hired/assigned people to write stories months ago because it’s in decorating magazines, too. I too am so SICK of it.....and I think they’ve overplayed their hand, frankly.

[gitmo]

These people never heard of the carbon cycle. It's 5th grade science, for crying out loud.

[goldstategop]

Its satire. But don't laugh. To liberals, stupidity is common sense.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[TASMANIANRED]

Fancy pants imported water is a no-no.

Libs are already crying.

[goldstategop]

Liberals want us to go vegan, to forego milk and drink water from the tap now that the bottled water they were crazy about is passe.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[neverhillorat]

If there is global warming, could it possibly be caused by concrete? It holds heat longer then dirt and more of the world is covered by it every day. And then, what about urban density? All the planners desist rural grow and love high density. Well, houses produce heat, and all that concentrated heat in big cities has got to warm something up. So the way to save our beloved planet is to spread out, no more high density cities. Make sense? Well neither do their nutty ideas.

[wastedyears]

When they all die from lack of nutrition because of only eating tofu, there won’t be anybody to complain.

[conservative in nyc]

Its satire.

I wish it were, but it isn't. This is BAMCO's press release, issued on the 17th:

An Inconvenient Tooth: Food Is Major Contributor to Climate Change

[Jaysun]

and I think they’ve overplayed their hand, frankly.

I know they've overplayed their hand with me. The grass could be spontaneously combusting beneath my feet and I wouldn't do a single thing to stop "global warming" (not that I take it for anything more than a farce).

[doc1019]

Anything a liberal says can be taken with a grain of BS.

[CutePuppy]

I think I’m on the verge of going insane...

Isn't that the essence and definition of liberalism?

[LibFreeOrDie]

When Chez Panisse stopped serving bottled water, the rest of libdom had to follow.

(All those years, they wouldn’t be caught dead drinking tap water, now it’s the latest fad!)

[conservative in nyc]

I swear....it’s on the Journalists CALENDAR of EVENTS this year, for EVERY fricken week/day

The crush of environmentalist crap is only going to increase this week as the environmentalist branch of the fear-industrial complex pumps out press release after press release in anticipation of Earth Day on Sunday. Hopefully, things will calm down a bit after then.

[goldstategop]

My apologies. Its hard to tell when such stupid people are hilarious or deadly serious. Usually its the latter and their stupidity causes a great deal of harm.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[doc1019]

Filter, of course ….