[goldstategop]

Its satire. But don't laugh. To liberals, stupidity is common sense.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[conservative in nyc]

Its satire.

I wish it were, but it isn't. This is BAMCO's press release, issued on the 17th:

An Inconvenient Tooth: Food Is Major Contributor to Climate Change

[CutePuppy]

It does read like TheOnion or ScrappleFace, doesn’t it? How would anyone know the difference? Those are just funny, but these people scare me to death because they are intent on seeing their “ideas” to be made into laws and actually administer them - that’s how they get the power... and the money.

[sig226]

Actually it isn't. Fiji Water is becoming one of the biggest con jobs in the country. The marketing is steeped in self loathing. It is untouched by man and therefore holy. It also has silica in it, vividly disremembering when silica leaked out of breast implants and caused cancer . . .

If you ask some of the dedicated greenies who drink this water, they will inform you that water has memory and it remembers what was in it, even if the stuff was filtered out. And it feels different in your mouth . . .

I wish I could figure out a way to market my cat's turds as some greenie miracle product. They are naturally processed and I could use some extra income.