I guess he could have stopped right there since that seems to explain most of his life's existence.
Also, notice now many times he refers to "I" or "Me". Nope, no narcissism here.
As much as I dislike Alec Baldwin, I know from personal experience how painful it can be when an ex-wife manipulates the children against their father. In this case it’s probably justified because, after all, the father is Alec Baldwin. But there are many times when responsible, caring fathers get the same kind of treatment from the kids’ mother.
I suppose if he ‘made an ass of himself’ and ‘feels like shit’, could we conclude that he is a coprophiliac?
Eww, Kimmy. Say it isn’t twue.