Posted on 04/23/2007 6:19:32 AM PDT by Condor 63
Use your one sheet, send it on to her. Tell her how proud you that every time you Number 2, you think of her.
Wow. She and Laurie David are a pair of serious idiots. Give two morons unlimited money and watch the lunacy they come up with, Sheryl, I wont recycle. I drive a big SUV. I wont stop using toilet paper, unless I can find a Sheryl Crow concert t-shirt to wipe my ass with.
Why do these idiots not just shut the f**k up and die? They are really not helping things one bit.
Yep. I worked at a sawmill for three years while attending college. We’d shut down for about three months every winter and plant pines. I was told we planted six trees for every one cut.
Wow, sometimes it’s hard to fathom the depth of ridiculousness of the left when it comes to the human-induced global warning hoax, and then I read this! LOL!
True story. When I was a little kid, there was this family that lived near my grandparents that were so cheap, the father limited everyone in the family to two squares of toilet paper per visit! They all had stinky butts! :-) I bet Sheryl Crow does too! :-)
One ply or two?
As someone said just now on another thread “she must have her head in a dark place that smells bad”.
More `potty-politics’ from the people who brought us `flush-twice’ terlets.
Note to self: DON’T be down wind of Sheryl Crow and/or her entourage.
..don’t shake her hand, either.
(Didn’t work)
But, like the good little Marxist she is, it’s the THOUGHT that really makes the difference
ping
The obvious solution.
Combine the ethanol industry with toilet accessories.
Rebirth of the corncob.
The problem with liberals is that they don't think things through. Lately they have been getting too excited at the thought of sending us back to the dark ages.(Maybe they think they will get to be the kings and queens)
Or we could all convert to Wahabi Islam and need no paper at all....
The liberals will be taking our toilet paper at the point of our guns!
"Big" paper is just like "big corn" - they cut down all available plants to convert it to cash, the greedy ba$+ards. At the end of summer, you can't find a single corn stalk standing. Trees are the same thing. The only good tree is a really, really old tree. All other trees are useless, doncha know? ;-)
If you are eating diner, DO NOT let Ms. Crow touch you.
I frankly think we should be showing Crowe a little gratitude. Every now and then, in the middle of an intense debate, when the obfuscations of rabble rousers get thick and difficult to untangle, as they pile on with even more messes of tangled logic, a voice like hers comes cutting through all the artful crap of their somewhat more skilfull BS’ers - which totally exposes their mentalities.
Give the She-Clown a permanent microphone. She deserves all the stage time she and we need.
Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.
“Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required,” she wrote.
Me thinks she needs to take a whole roll to wipe the impacted shinola out of her brain...
Or as we say in Texas, "She's got sheee-hiiiit for brains!"
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