Posted on 04/23/2007 6:19:32 AM PDT by Condor 63
Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.
The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."
Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote.
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Note to Sheryl Crow: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
Clearly, these people are NUCKING FUTS!!
No wonder Lance ran from Shirly!
So much for soaking up the sun.
for someone with their head stuck that far up their ... well, you know ... this is SUPPOSED to soudn reasonable.
to me, it sounds silly. and rather sh!^^y, in fact.
The wealthy, like Ms. Crow, will of course be able to buy Charmin’ credits to ease their guilty consciences when they use more than their alloted ration.
Hey Sheryl, After you use your ONE square of t.p., you can further recycle by then using the backside of that square. And after you let it dry out in the sun, re-use it once more!
wow... I feeeeeeeel like a better human being now.....
“Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required,” she wrote.”
Shut up and Sing comes to mind. Sorry, a former backup singer/groupie offering up advice is ridiculous...unless the topic is making records, or being the band’s ‘favorite girl’ after the show.
Why does EVERY lie-beral “solution” include the word “LIMIT”?...........
Now we know why Karl Rove didn’t want to shake Cehryl Crow’s hand.
The proof is in the pudding! Just as an asside, I can remember when the Army bought toilet paper on the basis of 24 sheets per man, per day.
2 or 3 sheets? Is this where that whole "unclean left hand" thing comes into play?
Is this self-monitored or will someone be checking on me?
Way too much info.
Sheryl Crow
Body by Fisher - Brains by Wammo
How many extra squares am I allowed for not purchasing the New York Times?
Here is another thread in the blogs section.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1821928/posts
This idiot does know that almost all paper products in the USA do not come from "virgin pristine forests" but rather factory-farmed, genetically engineered "super-trees" which are specifically bred to make paper.
These trees are always replaced when they are harvested.
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