Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming

FOXNews.com ^ | Monday, April 23, 2007

[Vaquero]

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[veronica]

What a moron.

[zwerni]

This may get awfully embarrassing in the court room. How will the penalties be set up? And will you get a TP ticket upon exiting the rest room? And won’t the evidence be flushed down the toilet? Or will they install cameras in every bowl?

Maybe the whole thing can just be taken care of with a big TP TAX.

[The Great RJ]

I'd like to know how much T-paper she uses. Just like Al Gore who preaches that the rest of us should conserve and then uses more electricity in one month that a typical household does in one year, I'm sure Crow is a hypocrite when it come to toilet paper.

Remember the old water saving mantra?...if it's yellow let it mellow...if it's brown flush it down.

[YOUGOTIT]

Solution to Global Warming:

1. Shut done Hollywood
2. Shut down all TV Stations
3. Stop all non contributors to society (actors, reporters etc) from using their private transportation.
4. Tear down any home over 2900 SQ Ft.

Just to start, but then the point is to put us all in boxes so they can live big as they do now.

[syriacus]

Crow and her friends probably get to use 4 squares because they buy toilet tissue offsets from folks in other parts of the world.

Gore might already be the founder of a Toilet Tissue offsets company, which he could call Global Tissues

By the way, environmentally friendly TP is already being sold in grocery stores around here.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Let’s see, one roll, that’s 400 (2-ply) sheet, divided by members of household,........average of 3 per household.

Your government issued quota of toilet paper will not exceed 3 rolls per household per year!

Of course, biodiesel, (french fry fat) will also be banned because the food police are stopping people from eating french fries. And, the exhaust from that type of fuel is extremely high in carbon emissions so,.......

(FOOLS)

[Moonman62]

Wow. She and Laurie David are a pair of serious idiots.

Poor Larry David. He paid a lot of money for the company of a pretty wife. Now she's out on some tour bus with a stupid skank.

[Fair Paul]

Now she can sing “The first wipe is the deepest.”

[P-40]

I'd like to know how much T-paper she uses.

Or how much rolling paper she uses.

[pnh102]

LOL... that made my morning :)

I'll admit... you found me out. If you think my tree-killing is bad, you should see what I do with strip mines!

[Vaquero]

"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

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Put your money where your mouth is Ms. Crow and give us a demonstration of how best to “wipe.”

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Maybe she gets a 2-fer out of it.

[Kozak]

Here’a MY way to help. DON’T use any electricity to watch or listen to anything that Cheryl Crow or Laurie Davis do. DON’T use fuel to drive to any concert or movie. DON’T buy any magazine or newspaper that they appear in. DON’T buy any product, CD or DVD that they have any interest in.

Oh yeah, I wouldn’t shake hands with either b#tch either you might catch something.....

[KarlInOhio]

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required,"

Will I be able to take the sheets from those times I don't need any and save them for later? Or will the federal anti-hording bureau strip searching you one the way out of the bathroom?

Maybe Crow is just a stooge for Big Corn. They have to find something to do with all those cobs the ethanol industry doesn't want.

[beeber]

My contribution this past weekend. (You're welcome Sheryl!)

[ktw]

Is she a blond?

[Millee]

Libs always manage to out-stupid themselves, don’t they??

[Proverbs 3-5]

Crow also floated the idea of a removable "dining sleeve" that could replace the use of paper napkins. What the heck is a "dining sleeve"?