Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming

FOXNews.com ^ | Monday, April 23, 2007

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

No wonder Lance Armstrong ran like the wind!

He is a moderate conservative and barely escaped with his sanity to boot.

[Wolfie]

Laugh if want. But if someone had told me 5 years ago Congress would actually be considering banning light-bulbs, I’d have laughed too.

[servantboy777]

I used to like her music.......now evertime I listen to it, it reminds me of yet another liberal nut job.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Oh come on Sheryl, just use your left hand.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote

The mind boggles.

[SheLion]

She is an IDIOT!

Now I know why Dale Earnhart Jr kicked her to the CURB!!!

[tiki]

Fer sure don’t shake her hand.

[Tenacious 1]

At the risk of sounding sick, I want to see her use just one 4” X 4” square of toilet paper after a night of drinking and partying.

Send her in the bathroom with just one square, maybe, instead of watching her.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I don't know why she bothers. For what she saves by limiting her toilet paper use, her boyfriends will have to make up with the bags they put over her head:

That's at least a double-bagger . . . maybe even a triple.

[Tenacious 1]

[How many extra squares am I allowed for not purchasing the New York Times?]

Commrad, if you exceed your allotted squares of toilet paper, you must plant a tree for every square wasted.

[dfwgator]

So much for soaking up the sun.

Looks like she has a lot of friends who are Communist.

[No Blue States]

Proof libs are crazy, now they want to tell us how to wipe our butts! They are all stark raving mad.

Sympathy for the person who eats at Sheryl Crows kitchen.

[Malone LaVeigh]

Anybody remember the 3 sea shells from Demolition Man?

[Mike Darancette]

Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.

That's a really rash solution.

[DOGEY]

The wealthy, like Ms. Crow, will of course be able to buy Charmin’ credits to ease their guilty consciences when they use more than their alloted ration.

That remains to be seen. Based upon her ideas, it seems to me she is already full of sh*t, which no paper could remove.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I think she’d be happy living in France.

[joylyn]

My thoughts exactly. Lance escaped just in time. I also understand why Larry David is so neurotic.

[cinives]

OR as seen in the Islands,

In this land of fun and sun, we don’t flush for #1

[Doohickey]

Men should get two squares since, unlike women, men don’t use toilet paper during every visit to the facility.

Fair is fair. I’m just sayin’.

[Tribune7]

Whatever.

I'm gonna to soak up the sun.

While it's still free.