Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 23, 2007

[tcrlaf]

“typical liberal Do as I say, not as a I do.”

They don’t have to...

They buy Carbon Credit Absolution from The Goracle!
Jeesh! Didn’t you get the memo?????

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I agree. Most beers in green bottles taste kind of skunky to me.

Light is beer's enemy. Green bottles don't protect the beer from the light as well as brown bottles do, so that may be the source of some skunkiness, though . . .

Grolsch and Heineken both use a certain type of hop, Hallertau I believe, to produce that sort of flavor.

[romanesq]

Well I saw the Fair Warning Tour before Jump at Madison Square Garden. Who knew that would be the height of their success. Back then they could destroy a room due to brown M&Ms being in the room. They were nuts then. Who knew it would get so sad to today.

I miss the old VH.

And back then there was certainly lots of things passed around.

[Calvin Locke]

Limbaugh says he has two, and never figured out how to use either of them. "They were put in when I didn't have a choice..."

And, a caller said that "Of course Rove didn't want Sheryl Crow touching him. He saw her come out of the ladies room..."

[AngelesCrestHighway]

I’d NEVER play “pull my finger” with her!

[Paleo Conservative]

She’s must be ‘nasty’ down there! uuugh

Here's another tread.

WIPE OUT GLOBAL WARMING: CROW PROPOSES LIMITS ON TOILET PAPER - It's NOT satire
washingtonpost ^ | 4/23/07 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 04/23/2007 4:49:29 AM CDT by GeorgiaDawg32

[conservative blonde]

And be using her finger instead of on square of tp.

[conservative blonde]

And be using her finger instead of one square of tp.

[rabidralph]

She’s not a hypocrite if one square of TP is all she really spends on backside hygiene. Booze seems to be the priority here. Ugh! Can you imagine dating this woman and being reminded constantly that she is never really clean?

[Holicheese]

I can see her getting bombed by TP rolls at all her shows!

[Little Bill]

I drank gallons of Grolsch when my brother was home brewing, waste not, want not.

[dead]

[listenhillary]

Why do you think the call us the Soggy Bottom Boys! Cheryl's a durned Johnny come lately to this trend! Cheap ho..

[listenhillary]

TP the tour buses...

[Holicheese]

What would cheerleaders do to the QBs house if they were only allowed to use one piece of toilet paper?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She’s just raising a big stink because she fears the human race may be wiped out.

[SuziQ]

wait..she didn’t mean SHE was going to use one square..SHE can use all she wants, it’s the little people who have to use one square..

Exactly! She's too important a person to have to be held to the same standards as the little people.

[bootless]

Yeah, well, the reason she thinks we need just one square is because when *she’s* in the bathroom, it comes out inlittle pink satin-wrapped packages...

[Enchante]

"Ugh! Can you imagine dating this woman and being reminded constantly that she is never really clean?"

This may be why Karl Rove recoiled when Sheryl Crow touched his arm at the WH Correspondents' Dinner!! There is a vile account by Laurie David in the equally vile Puffington Post (cannot be linked here) claiming that Rove was running away from confrontation with Crow -- maybe he'd heard about her low-TP lifestyle and didn't like the idea of her touching him!!!

[CholeraJoe]

Will her next tour be called the “Smell The Hand” tour?

Spinal Tap did that in 1984 except it was called "Smell the Glove."