Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use

CBC ^ | April 23, 2007 | 4:26 PM ET | CBC news staff

[Diogenesis]

It was NOT a joke before the entire World realized what a fool she was.

Proof:

Crow: "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights,
but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with
only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly,
he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

Ms. Crow, after assaulting Mr. Rove:

[photodawg]

HOLY CRAP!
THESE “KEEP YOUR LAWS OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS” LIBERALS NOW WANT TO BE THE DICTATORS OF EVERYBODY’S BATHROOMS !!!
‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

anal fixation. nothing to crow about. (smile).

[hardworking]

Well, when you’re as dumb as a tree you probably do have some sympathy for trees...

[AmericaUnited]

If Sheryl wipes everyone’s ass herself, they won’t even have to use one sheet...

[FreeKeys]

These fruitcakes WILL try to tell us what to eat, when to eat, how many times to go to the bathroom... Every single microscopic aspect of your life. God help us if they ever get any real political power, we will have to a very un-civil war.

Yep. You got it.

"It has been well said that really up-to-date liberals do not care what people do, as long as it is compulsory." -- George Will

“Political tags -- such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth -- are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.” -- Robert A Heinlein

"A man's admiration for absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him." -- Alexis de Tocqueville

[jwh_Denver]

They use the “hand of cursing”, the left hand, for that.

[prophetic]

I knew that these Hollyweird jokers have crap for brains but to say that WE (the ordinary Joes) can only use just 1 square to wipe our ass after we do a dump - its waaay too freaking loony.

Has anyone here seen the article on how she splurges when she & her band goes on a tour?

I'm sure that she dont have any thoughts of conserving ANYTHING by the looks of it.

[madison10]

She said she bathes once a week to save water.

GROSS. Is that why Mr. Lance Armstrong broke up with her? She smelled like poo and dirty clothes? ;)

[Toespi]

My liberal neighbor has three bathrooms but only allows one commode to be used and it can only be flushed once per day. (Two adults and two kids)

[Bender2]

Re: Makes you leary of shaking their right hands.

Yeah... but they don’t pollute!

[philo]

Cheryl, remember to keep your fingernails trim.

[Martins kid]

And how will teenagers ever TPs trees with only one square?

[Martins kid]

And how will teenagers ever TPs trees with only one square?

[GovernmentShrinker]

Must never have menstruated either!

[rxgalfl]

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating,"

This is, again, the result of brainless entertainment world people who think their ideas have merit. She is just another amoeba in...early stage of development. I guess her song "Can't cry anymore" refers to chaffing.

[VOYAGER]

One way the toilet paper could be eliminated completely is to have a bedai in your commode the size and power of a monitor fire hose nozzle, that way you could get an enema and a good rinsing at the same time.

Hell, it makes as much sense as their flibberty jibbet numb(Al Gore)skulled ideas.

These split-tail mono-sylabic ninnies need to be married, knocked-up and bare-footed.

[PAR35]

Maybe she’s converted to Islam, and uses her left hand.

[potlatch]

A Little Dab'll Do Ya

[Spok]

Drudge also ran a story this morning about Crow’s touring entourage which includes a couple semi’s, two buses and several automobiles. Like Al Gore, living an environmentally pristine life is apparently just for the ‘little people’.

[Free ThinkerNY]

Crow should use one piece of toilet paper to wipe her mouth after she talks her crap.