One way the toilet paper could be eliminated completely is to have a bedai in your commode the size and power of a monitor fire hose nozzle, that way you could get an enema and a good rinsing at the same time.
Hell, it makes as much sense as their flibberty jibbet numb(Al Gore)skulled ideas.
These split-tail mono-sylabic ninnies need to be married, knocked-up and bare-footed.
56 posted on 04/23/2007 5:16:58 PM PDT by VOYAGER
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