yeah I bet they were disturbed. Disturbed that they ran out of Vaseline Intensive Care lotion before 3:00 pm.
No doubt the cause of the 'many sleepless nights.' How those boys ran into it while looking for military academies, I don't know, but ok. Maybe it was in the wrong place. But sleepless nights? Traumatized by a book they didn't read? Gimme a break.
If you don't like the book, go ahead and complain. I don't believe in censorship, but they're your tax dollars. The library should reflect the community and if you feel it doesn't, file a complaint. I notice the father couldn't make it to the meeting to discuss that matter. He sure ran to the lawyers tho.
I'm sorry, this just sounds too funny to me.
Brother One: "Oh crap, here comes Dad! Remember, we were looking up material on military academies!"
Brother Two: "Yeah, military academies! That's the ticket!"