Sheryl Crow Clears the Air About Toilet Paper Comments

abc news ^ | 4/24/07 | staff

[maggief]

[Eagle of Liberty]

"Have you seen my [backside]?" Rosie O'Donnell joked on "The View."

YEP. Sure have. Here it is:

[reagan_fanatic]

Oh, blow it out your *ss, Sheryl (but remember, use only one one square afterwards...)

[TommyDale]

Argh!! My EYES!!!

[Albion Wilde]

My attitude about TP changed forever after my first trip to Crete in '77. The stuff they had in the barracks was closer to medium grade sandpaper.

I remember that — plus in Germany, pages of the TV guide. But civilized London had proper loo paper, altho very, very thin, each sheet printed with the words "Property of H.R.H. Queen Elizabeth." I'm not *****ing you.

[Billthedrill]

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating...

How long, exactly, does it take to "develop" an idea? She isn't giving birth here. This particular one bubbled up through her mind with the standard acceleration of a fart bubble through molasses and what we got when it finally reached the surface was the TP Police. Is this woman allowed to drive?

[Coldwater Creek]

IMHO the PHD is an educated idiot.

[daybreakcoming]

any family with girls needs a freight train load of toilet paper.

You got that right! With four females in this house - I kick myself every day for not buying stock in Charmin.

[showme_the_Glory]

Is there a botched joke ping list? just joking.

[longtermmemmory]

a bad joke about bad science.

Don’t shake hands with Sheryl Crow...

[supremedoctrine]

“to help her cover her arse”-—
Yeah, but with ONE square of toilet paper???!!!

[MizSterious]

Yup. This is just backpeddling. What a disgusting, er, witch.

[rochester_veteran]

I've already started calling Sheryl Crow her new nickname, stinky butt Sheryl! :-)

[Military family member]

Let's not forget the Cindy Sheehan version of this:

"You haven't done the research I have done..."

[LYSandra]

You’d think these smarter than the rest of us crowd would learn to just sing or act but they insist on wrapping up careers by showing how totally ignorant they are. Penn-Robbins-Crowe-pretty boy from ER.....and they call the President a moron?????????????

[Tamar1973]

We're just so happy that people are talking about global warming, even if it's brought on by a joke," Crow told ABC News.

That's the thing: People DIDN'T make the connection between global warming and TP, they just made a connection between her comments and the emptiness between her ears.

[bandleader]

More”Barbra Streisand”?These screwballs are SERIOUS!!!El Rushbo offered(yesterday)to underwrite all expenses for Laurie David and Sheryl Crowe as long as they will keep talking to as many people as possible!!!

[Lee'sGhost]

But then again, the idea that humans are causing global warming IS a joke. She done good.

[Living Free in NH]

I'm so friggin' sick of these liberals, hippies, & retards (all one & the same, I guess) telling me how to save the earth when they can't even save themselves.

Yesterday's high temp was 86 degrees, which set a new daily record. The old record was from 1908...

[NRA1995]

I wonder if this remark of hers will become “My Favorite Mistake”