Isn’t it a little too soon to be setting our hair on fire, here? Guliani may be the best of the field; he may not. We don’t even know who else is going to run yet, so I think it’s premature to get all in a tizzy just because someone’s favorite isn’t everyone’s favorite.
He didn't have time to make good choices
he had bridges to burn
and he thought he heard voices.
He made his mark on a conservative site
by veering far left.
He wasn't too bright.
He put up a thread for all to see,
though few would care,
he was out of his tree.
Al Simmons was born with his hair on fire
his tongue in a knot
and his feet in a tire.