[keepitreal]

Pilots are paid by tips only. They also will operate the in-flight mall, making commissions on every Brookstone gadget they sell. In case of rapid decompression an oxygen mask will fall from the ceiling. You may opt to have oxygen by inserting 4 quarters in the coin acceptor on your armrest.

[Republicus2001]

LOL

and if pigeons are just flying rats then I say jetliners are nothing more than flying buses. Reminds me that a live aboard in the Marina told me once that living in a boat is nothing more than living in a trailer on water.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I remeber flying the old People’s Express to college where they went up and down the aisle collecting your cash or credit cards to pay for the flight.

[RckyRaCoCo]

heh heh, probably go back to pay toilets too,

50 cents for #1
1 dollar for #2

though Sheryl Crow may have an issue with the tissue