The airline plans to make the bulk of its money from selling ads on the inside and outside of the plane. Pimping out a car might work for NASCAR, but who’s the target market for an ad 30,000 feet up?
People who are just discovering religion.
Instead of inflight movies you get infomercials!
“You inflight entertainment includes ‘Jack Le Lanes’ Power Juicer’ and ‘The Ablounger.’ You won’t need headsets because we are leaving the sound turned up throughout the features!”