Breathing too much water can kill you.
We need water offsets. For instance, if I give up bathing then I should be able to sell my rights to the water I WOULD have used to someone who cares about offending others.
Try to pass water vapor instead of the other stuff.
Water-boarding terroriwst suspects will contribute to global cooling. This is how we beat GW and the WOT at the same time.
Brilliant, simply Brilliant Hardstarboard; have another Guinness.