[Redbob]

There's an hilarious video on youtube of George Patton being interviewed as to what he'd do about the global war on terror. He says, "We don't need 21,000 more troops, we only need 48. Forty-eight aircrew, six men per Boeing B-52 Super Stratofortress times eight aircraft.
Targets to be Mecca, Medina, Baghdad, Damascus, Tehran, Beirut, Riyad, and Jeddah.
Weapons to be hydrogen bombs.

Result: instant Democracy! Everyone would be equal because everyone would be dead!"

[3AngelaD]

I still regret that Carter stopped our development of the neutron bomb, which would be much more useful in this situation.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

"There's an hilarious video on youtube of George Patton being interviewed as to what he'd do about the global war on terror. He says, "We don't need 21,000 more troops, we only need 48. Forty-eight aircrew, six men per Boeing B-52 Super Stratofortress times eight aircraft. Targets to be Mecca, Medina, Baghdad, Damascus, Tehran, Beirut, Riyad, and Jeddah. Weapons to be hydrogen bombs.

Result: instant Democracy! Everyone would be equal because everyone would be dead!"

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