Report depicts dazed accuser [Duke LAX Rape Hoax]

News & Observer ^ | 4/28/07 | Anne Blythe & Joseph Neff

[Jane Austen]

I recall she made some good points, but she became awfully touchy (not to me) whenever somebody mentioned illegal aliens. She did not want this topic discussed.

I recall this only because on a Duke thread somebody (not her) jumped all over me and told me to go away for mentioning illegal aliens even though I had made no reference to the terms or topic on that thread.

[Verginius Rufus]

Yes, this case besmeared the North Carolina justice system, but there is no cause for confidence that the same sort of thing can’t happen and doesn’t happen in any other state.

[gcruse]

"District Attorney Mike Nifong bet his career on Mangum the chance he could hoodwink a jury."

There. Fixed it.

[Eric Blair 2084]

"Liefong is toast"

bbbring, rrrrriiiingg

Secretary: Durham DA's office can I help you.

Butthead: Uuuuuhhh, can I like speak to the uuuuhhhhh...Dumb Ass, I mean DA please.

Secretary: What is this in reference to?

Butthead: Uuuuhhh, tell him I was, uuuuhhh...like...uuuuuhhhh a white kid who was raped by...uhh...like 3 black women.

Beavis: Oh, yeeah, yeah...eh, heh, heh...that's a good one butthead.

Secretary: Ok, hold on... (12 minutes later)

Secretary: Sorry. We don't handle those cases here. You'll have to go to Judge Wapner or Judge Judy with that case.

Butthead: Uuuuuuhhh, OK...uuuhhhh, uh, uhhh how about like... I was a black chick...who thinks she may have been...uh...like raped...or something... by like uhh, huhh 3 rich white guys.

Beavis: Eh, heh, heh, heh...yeah...eh, heh, white and eh heh, rich...eh, heh and tell them about the election for DA...eh heh.

Secretary: Hold on please. (1 second later)

Nifong: Mike Nifong speaking, how can I help you?

Butthead: Uuuuuhhh, I think I was like...raped...or something. By like some rich white dudes, and I'm like uhhhhh, black...or something....

Beavis: Yeah, eh, heh raped.

Nifong: OK, we'll file charges tomorrow.

Butthead: Oh, uuuuuhhhh, cool.

Beavis: Heh, eh, that was cool.