1 posted on
05/01/2007 10:54:43 AM PDT by
bedolido
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To: bedolido
Tell him to stand on his head.
2 posted on
05/01/2007 10:55:47 AM PDT by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: bedolido
Anti-satellite missile. Problem solved.
3 posted on
05/01/2007 10:56:14 AM PDT by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: bedolido
It happens when you let a fanatic cult religion run your life...
5 posted on
05/01/2007 10:57:55 AM PDT by
EagleUSA
To: bedolido
Yep...I guess we’ll have to retrofit the space station with a Muslim foot washing station. It’ll only cost a few billion more, which the taxpayer will have no vote in paying.
To: bedolido
And they wonder why Islamic countries have remained so backward.
8 posted on
05/01/2007 10:59:13 AM PDT by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: bedolido
Trick question. Islam will never have a space program and if someone is that devout a muslim, he wont make it past the psycho screening for astronauts that functional cultures put into space.
9 posted on
05/01/2007 10:59:14 AM PDT by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: bedolido
OK guys walk out of the Airlock naked and.............
To: bedolido
Muslim astronaut in space worship problem [HOW do you pray facing Mecca five times a day in space?]Easy. Point spacecraft at Mecca. Engage thrusters.
11 posted on
05/01/2007 11:01:13 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: bedolido
Spin the spacecraft around at 30,000 rpm. He'll face mecca 500 times every second.
That should do the trick.
12 posted on
05/01/2007 11:01:32 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
To: bedolido
Vaporize Mecca, distribute it about the Earth’s atmosphere, then it should be easier for Ramsey Al-Kaboom to find it from space.
13 posted on
05/01/2007 11:01:50 AM PDT by
loungitude
(The truth hurts.)
To: bedolido
They have all been answered by a team of Islamic scholars and scientists that has spent more than a year working on guidelines for the astronaut.Wait until the guy figures out that they were too busy figuring this out and didn't spend enough time developing a zero-G toilet for him.
14 posted on
05/01/2007 11:02:01 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: bedolido
Maybe they could find a god that wasn't so damn finicky.
Just a thought.
15 posted on
05/01/2007 11:02:09 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: bedolido
Space travel is for advanced people. If such trivial sh*t is on your mind while you are cruising at thousands of miles per hour in the vacuum of space...you have no business being there.
16 posted on
05/01/2007 11:02:20 AM PDT by
P-40
(Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
To: bedolido
HOW do you pray facing Mecca five times a day when you are circling the Earth 16 times every 24 hours?
Easy, spin the person like a satellite and tell them to keep praying until they land back on earth.
To: bedolido
Pat, I think I’ll spin....
19 posted on
05/01/2007 11:03:55 AM PDT by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: bedolido
Reminds me of an old Star Trek joke....
20 posted on
05/01/2007 11:03:59 AM PDT by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: bedolido
I heard they now make a tasty pork-flavored space food stick.
To: Photo Finish
Ping to you, PF—I think you’ll enjoy this thread!
24 posted on
05/01/2007 11:05:10 AM PDT by
American Quilter
(You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)
To: bedolido
And don't forget lunch!!!!
To: bedolido
Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit.
29 posted on
05/01/2007 11:08:38 AM PDT by
svcw
(There is no plan B.)
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