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To: Salamander
After 6 or 7 “Customer Assistance Please....!!!” alerts bellowing....

I've never had so much fun as raising my three boys.

Often, when they were very young, they would accompany me to some store that ignored my patronage. They were well behaved, and keenly attuned to the language of my subtle looks & gestures.

Once ignored for too long, all I need do was glance at them, and they would immediatly turn screaming hellions going three different directions across the store.

It never..never failed. I instantly had five people anxious to satisfy any/all of my shopping needs. God, I miss those days.

69 posted on 05/02/2007 6:33:40 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: laotzu

“God, I miss those days.”

Start a daycare business and take the little tykes shopping with you....:)


81 posted on 05/02/2007 7:02:07 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
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To: laotzu

I just checked your profile. You have the best single set of short quotes I have seen anywhere.


134 posted on 05/03/2007 5:30:58 AM PDT by arthurus (Better to fight them over THERE than over HERE)
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