True story. I was in a restaurant with friends when the waitress complimented my hair....she added it looked just like hillary clinton’s........at that point you could hear a feather drop......the whole table stopped dead to see me react to THAT “compliment”. I looked her straight in the eye and after counting to ten, I said that I despised mrs clinton with every bone in my body......and that was the worst insult I had ever been given. The waitress backed off with apologies. LOL....she never mentioned the beast again.
I don't think my wife could have counted to ten. She may have taken her plate and made the waitress wear the food in her hair.