Someone sent me this in an E-mail.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Democrat?”
The cook replied “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit it takes all morning just to get them clean enough to cook.”
Talk about the truth!