They can’t make up anything on their own, so they have to steal ideas from the Great Satan.
Question of the ages: If they hate us so much, why do they use our ideas, our technology, and our money?
I propose that we leak a rumor that everything American is annointed with pig fat. I’ll be extra sure to handle all my money next time I have a BLT or ham sandwich.
Gah! Slow internet connection.