Posted on 05/07/2007 7:33:03 AM PDT by Max01
May 07, 2007 The Battle of the Defeatocrats (a poem) Tim Schieferecke
On the first day of our journey,
we lamented at all the life.
There were Muslim wackos crashing planes
to fulfill fatwas insane.
The first thing we did was to cry out and pray,
asking why, gathered round.
The Muslim crowds cheered and we asked why,
The War On Terror was found.
But now we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cuz War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La,
La, La, La, La
In a few weeks, it will settle down,
and people will start to forget,
why terror's war name was struck down by clowns
to assuage anti-warriors' great fret.
Then they'll tarry and toil to blame the war on big oil,
and our freedom they'll try to sublet.
You see we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cuz War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La
La, La, La, La
After the name's slain, they want to cut, run, and flee,
have our troops out by land, air, and sea.
There'll be a slaughter then like none seen so far,
and al Qaeda will by an oil Czar.
There's an ocean of oil under Iraqi soil
that al Qaeda will gain as war prize.
And the liberals then, they'll regret their great toil,
and all humans will see evil skies.
Because we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cuz War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La
La, La, La, La
Tim Schieferecke panderingpoliticos.com
I HATE poetry!
Even as I agree with the sentiment of this one, I read two lines of a poem and my eyes glaze over and I drift into a coma.
PLEASE make poetry go away!
I've been doing that ever since I was introduced to poetry in school. Such things as Shakespeare also induce the drift.
Redeployments = LET DEMONS PREY.
Democrats are unrealistic and should not be trusted with running our country.
Democrats are attempting to re-enact a calamitous mistake they made after we freed Korea for the first time in 1945.
60 years ago, when Truman was president and South Korea was newly freed, Democrats assured us that it was "safe" to pull almost all of our troops out of South Korea. Their hideous mistake in judgment brought death to thousands.
Men in the military and Republicans had warned against the premature removal of our troops from the newly freed Korea. But the foolhardy, unrealistic Democrats ignored the advice, and Kim's North Korean army took over most of South Korea.
Truman felt compelled to send our troops back to South Korea, to RE-WIN freedom for millions of its people. As a consequence, 30,000 Americans died in Korea in the remaining 30 months of Truman's presidency.
Eisenhower very deftly pointed out the Democrats' foolish errors in his Speech in Detroit in 1952
The record of failure dates back-with red-letter folly-at least to September of 1947. It was then that Gen. Albert Wedemeyer-returned from a Presidential mission to the Far East-submitted to the President this warning: ''The withdrawal of American military forces from Korea would result in the occupation of South Korea by either Soviet troops or, as seems more likely, by the Korean military units trained under Soviet auspices in North Korea.''What fools these Democrats be.That warning and his entire report were disregarded and suppressed by the [Truman] Administration.
Congress has surrender speeches by Tweeeldum and Tweedledee
And a viit to Syria by supreme leader Nancy
So Muslim leaders gleefully taunt our president
As Ahminijob and Zwarkawi indicate their assent.
Should we take their kidnappings and tapes in PC stride?
Or maybe get mad and tan their hides?
There'll be a slaughter then like none seen so far, and al Qaeda will by an oil Czar. There's an ocean of oil under Iraqi soil that al Qaeda will gain as war prize
thanks. Glad you like it.
It’s not really poetry, it’s a parody of the “America” hit
“A Horse with No Name”.
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