More realistically, you don't want religion and so you put your feelings in God's mouth.
Which is about what I would expect from someone arrogant enough to declare that he knows what God wants.
I think you missed the point - Jesus (God) made clear what he thought of Religion. If you read the Gospels you will know that. Throughout the Bible God makes clear what he thinks of man-made Religions based on idol worship. Most churches today have a lot more worship going to their “idols” than is going to God. In many cases their dos and don’ts are their idols.