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Somehow, I can't help thinking about Paris Hilton.
1 posted on 05/10/2007 2:35:24 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Clean? Now the toilets are all covered with saliva!


2 posted on 05/10/2007 2:37:35 PM PDT by pcottraux (Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-troe"...in 2008.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Hmmm...
Sounds like maybe ex-Marines DIs!
That is, Old Corps—(pre-1960s)


3 posted on 05/10/2007 2:38:55 PM PDT by gunnyg
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To: Sleeping Beauty
i hope a guard in LA gets the same idea


5 posted on 05/10/2007 2:41:20 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

“Fired guard James Brown was charged with grand theft.” Who when questioned about this sad affair said, “HAH! I feel good!”


7 posted on 05/10/2007 2:47:06 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Wow. I thought I had heard of everything.

Wow. Gross. Wow.

(....runs looking for barf bag)


8 posted on 05/10/2007 2:49:11 PM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Needs to become a movie.

Sounds like a cross between Deliverance and Cool Hand Luke.


9 posted on 05/10/2007 2:50:19 PM PDT by toast
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Mmmmm..licking toilets vs. panties on the head. Abu-Graib prison sounds more like the ‘Paris Hilton-like’ hotel resort.
Gitmo is the 5 Star Grande Deluxe then.


10 posted on 05/10/2007 2:51:18 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

yikes- I can’t imagine much worse than being a police officer in jail, except for being a police officer in jail for abusing prisoners.


11 posted on 05/10/2007 2:57:35 PM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

When the District used to use Lorton Prison most of the guards were relatives of the Prisoners. Dope was easier to get in prison than on the street.


12 posted on 05/10/2007 3:00:22 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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14 posted on 05/10/2007 3:06:53 PM PDT by Sleeping Beauty
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To: Sleeping Beauty

No one can accuse the guards of not supervising enviromentally safe methods of cleaning toilet bowls. After all...that ‘Tidy Bowl’ stuff is full of harsh, earth destroying chemicals. Lick on....


17 posted on 05/10/2007 3:34:23 PM PDT by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: Sleeping Beauty

Good heavens, isn’t anyone going to defend this as “no worse than a fraternity initiation?”


18 posted on 05/10/2007 3:58:45 PM PDT by Grut
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


19 posted on 05/10/2007 4:18:31 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Sleeping Beauty

“If you can’t lick the slime, don’t do the crime.”


23 posted on 05/10/2007 5:49:30 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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