A few years ago, consumer reports tested 25 condoms. IIRC the ones promoted by planned parenthood came in at 19, 22 and 23 (25 being the worst). PP was involved in the manufacture of #23, with it’s brand name “The Melon.” PP responded to it’s poor performance by changing it’s logo and offering it in more colors.
What kind of ridiculous brand name is that?!
"We have to be safe, Sweetie. There's a package of Melons in the bathroom........ Oh, I dunno, cantaloupe, I guess. I'm so tired of watermelon........ Are they big enough?"
I don't wanna know how they did it. TMI alarm just rang off the wall.