Posted on 05/11/2007 5:50:52 AM PDT by NativeNewYorker
Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki fled before sitting down next to American Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The reason given for his departure was the red see-through dress worn by a violinist who performed at dinner. The dress apparently offended the dignity of Mottaki, who is said to be a deeply religious politician. According to the media at Sharm al-Sheikh, this was the reason that there was no rapprochement or meeting between Mottaki and Rice.
We are not necessarily convinced by this explanation. We have followed carefully the mutually destructive war that has been raging between Washington and Tehran, and it must be said that if we were to accept this theory, one would have to conclude that mutual understanding between the United States and Iran will be impossible so long as there is an American Secretary of State who wears miniskirts … and who shows her legs and her bust to those sitting near her. Naturally, this would result in unequal negotiations between Rice and Mottaki because the Minister would be at a loss as his eyes wandered from her mind to her legs!!
In negotiations like this, it will not be easy for Mottaki to succeed, and thus he will lose twice: first, when he fails to convince Secretary Rice of Iran’s honest intention to use nuclear energy for peaceful purposes; and second, when he loses his devoutness for violating his religious principles by sitting with an immodest woman who doesn't follow the teachings of Islam.
Some people might ask, “Why can’t Rice and Mottaki negotiate through a screen or a veil?,” forgetting that such a dialogue would lose its credibility because, according to the Arab point of view, “the eyes would do the talking.” And it wouldn't be possible for either side to grow red in the face in front of the other or raise their clenched fists in a show of strength, which is the overriding feature of the current “dialogue of the deaf” between the two sides.
Even if the Egyptian Foreign Minister in his capacity as host had reluctantly asked the violinist to stop her performance because of her sexy dress, the politicians would still not have listened attentively to one another over dinner. Any dialogue between the two politicians would have been difficult regardless of the violinist; it's not as though they would have suddenly transformed into good listeners - even if Mottaki sat shoulder to shoulder with the Secretary of State!!
There was one question that Mottaki has yet to candidly answer: Was it really the violinist’s red dress, or was there a directive from Tehran prohibiting him from crossing the red line with Rice?
There is REALLY only one way to take this statement. And I shouldn't have to pain a picture.
A battalion of semi-nude young ladies should be enough to handle the elite of Persia.
A culture so immersed in phobias should be exploited.
Yeah, that would do it!
I am still laughing over the idea of Condi and her Iranian counterpart meeting with a screen between them! These people are nuts.
Hey, it's not like she wears REALLY short skirts. Yes, she has lice legs and shows them to advantage - nothing wrong with that, but she DOES NOT give a boob fest to anyone "sitting near her", let alone far away. The guy makes her sound like a harlot or something.
LOL! It’s like they’re permanently stuck in puberty.
Allah help them if their womenfolk ever decide they’ve had enough.
Just goes to show these folks have zero self restraint and zero self control.
F’n Clowns.
Well, yes...but we American office workers have been losing negotiations because of this for years! ;)
Anti-Mullahcrat, anti-skank Sarcasm Torpedo ARMED. FIRE!!
Just send over Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton.
The moonbats would surrender within a week!
Cheers!
So in effect, Mottaki admits to the same “lust in his heart” that Jimmy Carter did? LOL!
More like fear I suspect. Weenies.
The obvious solution would be to use a table made of something other than glass.
Or for Mottaki to get the hell out from under the table.
Well, heck yeah. Not only to those "lice legs" allow her to run faster and jump higher, there are many more of them for her to put on display.
No wonder the Iranians are complaining!
Oh, ARGH! It actually took a minute to figure out why you said that....I can't believe I typed that!
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