[jdm]

(This version CORRECTS that the truck contained $250,000 worth of Skittles, instead of saying the man was charged with stealing that amount.)

Well, good, I'm glad we cleared that up. :O) Besides, it would be a b*tch to count out all 250,000 Skittles individually.

[TxCopper]

I am glad I have an alibi!

[Scotswife]

If I’m not careful raising my 7 yr. old son this could be him someday.

[dighton]

“How the **** is this funny, what the **** is so funny about about a Skittles heist?”

[Grizzled Bear]

I would NOT want to be him in prison.

“Yo dawg, whatchoo in for?”

“Mmmrrrbrrrr.”

“What-dat?”

“I said stealing $250 Gs worth of skittles!”

“Oh. Bend over!”

[tanuki]

People are having way too much fun with this. Now, if it were a Snickers heist, it would be no laughing matter.

[tanuki]

People are having way too much fun with this. Now, if it were a Snickers heist, it would be no laughing matter.

[tubebender]

Do you know where your kids were when this went down...

[South40]

I have a garage full of Skittles.

But I paid for them, I swear.

[SwinneySwitch]

DALLAS — What’s the best thing about this item about a guy who was discovered by the cops on Saturday at 6:30 p.m. in the 5100 block of Lamar Street South seemingly having stolen a tractor-trailer truck?

http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2007/may/14/robber-caught-dallas-jacking-truck-full-skittles/