[KarlInOhio]

As concerns grow that terrorists might attack a major American city with a nuclear bomb, a high-level group of government and military officials has been quietly preparing an emergency survival program that would include the building of bomb shelters, steps to prevent panicked evacuations

Remember subjects, stay inside your homes and off the roads until your betters have been evacuated in order of elected seniority.

[TomGuy]

Remember subjects, stay inside your homes and off the roads until your betters have been evacuated in order of elected seniority.

Is this where the plastic sheeting and duct tape come in?