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KIDNAPPED ROBERY, AND ASSASINATION, CHARGES
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| 15 MAY 2007
| POLICE
Posted on 05/15/2007 9:08:43 PM PDT by police
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To: Slings and Arrows
Eh, I thought that was an Azteckianeseistian Snake dialect. Welp. Shows ya how much *I* know!
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:23:25 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: police
At first glance, this appears to be one of those blocks of random text designed to subvert the SPAM filter. I get these all the time - from E.D. drugs to penny stocks to diet pills...
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:31:29 PM PDT
by
Paisan
To: police
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:38:41 PM PDT
by
DocRock
(All they that take the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 ... Go ahead, look it up!)
To: police
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:42:42 PM PDT
by
Bullish
( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
To: police
“police” has left the building, and always will be.
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:43:53 PM PDT
by
zipper
To: police
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posted on
05/15/2007 10:52:43 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: police
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posted on
05/15/2007 11:40:57 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(WWBJCD?)
To: police
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posted on
05/15/2007 11:42:38 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(WWBJCD?)
To: police
This was translated by Babelfish into Estonian and back, right?
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posted on
05/16/2007 12:37:40 AM PDT
by
Erasmus
(This tagline on paid leave, pending the deportation hearing.)
To: tgslTakoma
For love of the Pete! Tell me don’t mr jorge bush of the president dropped again the ball?
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posted on
05/16/2007 3:15:08 AM PDT
by
BufordP
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
To: police
Just checked. Yep, it’s the world’s record for a run on sentence.
To: Titan Magroyne
Anybody who wants to condense that into a single sentence - feel free. That is a single sentence
To: police
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posted on
05/16/2007 4:37:26 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: police
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posted on
05/16/2007 4:40:07 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: police
To: BJClinton
“OK Buddy” , (( no , not Bubba’s dead dog ))
. . , just a FRiendly FReeper request for a clarification , . .
about your Menards receipt , .. a quart of PROBOND {good price} , but ,...
2 Stunned 16 inch Beebers @ $1.47 ea. ( ! ! ! ) geeeez !
but that was 2 and a half yrs ago , oh well , back to deciphering ,.. almost got it
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posted on
05/16/2007 5:08:38 AM PDT
by
Dad yer funny
(FoxNews is morphing , and not for the better ,... internal struggle? Its hard to watch)
To: police
Please have one of these installed on your keyboard.
To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Hegewisch Dupa; Lazamataz; cyborg; ...
Y’all have got to see this.
I have no idea what the original post says, and the responses are killin’ me.
I like Literecy Cat in particular.
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posted on
05/16/2007 6:10:36 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(You have to defile a mummy completely, or they come back to life. You know that.)
To: MARTIAL MONK
Technically, I believe Faulkner wrote a 6 page sentence - may have had something to do with mail delivery, I forget. anyway, he was smart enough not to post it here.
To: Xenalyte
Thanks - that was good ‘first thing in the morning’ laugh material.
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